Discover the quick and easy way to get your wife to lock you in strict male chastity until your balls want to explode and you're begging for a release you just are NEVER going to get!

They say things always come in threes, and it was cer­tainly true on Sunday.

Mak­ing din­ner turned out to be a dou­ble dis­as­ter (John always cooks on Sun­days). Roast beef, has­sle­back pota­toes, car­rots, gravy and pureed Brus­sels sprouts with butter.

Only… some idiot (John) some­how man­aged to get the kitchen timer in the food proces­sor and promptly destroyed both of them, as well as mak­ing the sprouts Dif­fer­ently Edible.

There are just two of his mon­u­men­tal screw ups.

And, just before this, he and I had been out for a drive and we’d come across a pigeon in the road, injured, barely con­scious and com­pletely unable to fly.

So he got out of the car, sug­gested I might want to look at some­thing more pleas­ant, gen­tly picked it up and with a quick twist, he broke its neck. Nei­ther of us is par­tic­u­larly sen­ti­men­tal about ani­mals, but we don’t like to see them suffer.

Trou­ble is… either he’s stronger than he realises, or they sim­ply don’t make dinosaurs like they used to because… its head came clean off in his hand.

I am SO glad I was look­ing else­where AND had my eyes firmly shut

So what's the point of all this?

Well, there are three points (which is rather neat, because they’re obvi­ously com­ing in threes, as well):

First, it just goes to show we don’t always get it right. I bet YOU couldn’t screw up with a food proces­sor, a kitchen timer and a pigeon quite as badly as John did.

See, from the emails I get, peo­ple like to put me and John one some kind of pedestal, as if we live per­fect, fault­less lives.

We don’t. We’re as human as you are, and I bet we make more mis­takes and screw up more often and more pro­foundly than you do (this is really how Be Care­ful came about — we’ve made all the mis­takes, so you don’t have to)

But the dif­fer­ence is, we know this and we accept it, so…

Sec­ondly, it’s a les­son in laugh­ing at your­self. Things often don’t go accord­ing to plan, and you can either piss, moan and fret about them, or you can have a laugh at your own stu­pid­ity and have some fun.

So if your beloved doesn’t quite get it quite right or you cum when you’re not sup­posed to, just shrug it off and have a laugh about it (bet­ter yet… when you feel you’re about to cum, just think of John pulling off the pigeon’s head, and the moment will pass, I’m sure).

Which leads me to thirdly… just have a go at things!

If you can let go of the fear of fail­ing, then you’ll have a lot more fun in all areas of your life, not just male chastity.

First time John and I tried a chastity device (the CB 3000) it was hope­less. Since then we’ve been through sev­eral devices, a full belt and now we’re on a Lori 2C, which is about per­fect for what we want right now.

First time we played with a strapon, we couldn’t do a thing, because John got tan­gled up in the har­ness, and we just cracked up laughing.

Big deal. Try, try and try again… and now it’s per­haps my favourite toy.

Sure, they’re not for every­one… but they’re an awful lot of fun (not least the plea­sure of see­ing how frus­trat­ing it is for your man when he’s SO close, yet SO far from hav­ing what he wants so badly).

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