Introducing Sarah 2.0 (with realistic sounds)

by Sarah on May 6, 2011

I got the most bizarre comment on the blog yesterday. Apparently I’m… a computer.

I’ve had one or two people tell me they think I’m a man before, but this is the first time I’ve been accused of being Robbie the Robot.

You can see it yourself here, but to save you the bother I’ll repeat it below:

You just outed yourself as a fake. That computer generated voice has been available on various web sites for over a decade. This sucks. I really thought you were real”

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Oh, my… I’m not quite sure what kind of computers he’s been listening to, but if they take breaths between their words, then they’re pretty smart.

Still, this is just another example of someone seeing what they want  to see, rather than seeing what’s actually there. A bit like the chap who emailed me yesterday asking me to “talk to” his wife‐to‐be and tell her he “needs to cum”.

Methinks he’s either telling porkies for his own titillation or he’s not been paying attention to what I say over and over and over again. Clue: she can’t make you wear the thing, my lad.

If you really don’t like it, take it off; and if you don’t take it off, then you must really like it (or, at least, like the alternative less).

Communication and ground rules are the foundational principles in BCWYWF and my free guide and that’s why I go on about them so much.

You know, I do SO love male chastity and the blog, and writing these emails… but the sheer amount of silliness does get tiring from time to time.

P.S. Check out my voice yourself and make your own mind up.

Next time maybe I’ll record a song. Any requests?

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